I just hope that if any athletes are injured up there [in Vancouver], they aren’t killed by Canada’s national health care system. I understand in Canada if you break your leg they just put you down like a horse and harvest your organs. The rest is ground into meat and fed to beavers.
— Stephen Colbert (via fairphantom) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert) (via curliestofcrowns) (via stfuconservatives)
